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| Name |
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| Description |
ELEPHANT STEW (Anonymous) |
| Ingredients |
1 elephant (medium size)
2 rabbits (optional)
brown gravy (lots)
salt and pepper to taste |
| Instructions |
Cut elephant into small bite size pieces. This takes about 2 months.
Reserve the trunk; you will need it to store the pieces in. Add brown
gravy, enough to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at
465 degrees. This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, the 2
rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do
not like to find hare in their stew. |
| Name |
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| Description |
Recipe for Marriage |
| Ingredients |
1 cup of consideration
1 cup of honey
2 cups of flattery, carefully concealed
2 cups of milk of human kindness
1 gallon of faith in God and in each other
Add:
2 cups or praise
1 small pinch of in-laws
1 reasonable budget
1 generous dash of cooperation
3 T pure extract of "I am sorry"
1 cup of contentment
2 children, at least (hopefully)
1 cup of each:
confidence, encouragement
1 large or 2 small hobbies
1 cup of blindness to each others' faults |
| Instructions |
1 cup of consideration
1 cup of honey
2 cups of flattery, carefully concealed
2 cups of milk of human kindness
1 gallon of faith in God and in each other
Add:
2 cups or praise
1 small pinch of in-laws
1 reasonable budget
1 generous dash of cooperation
3 T pure extract of "I am sorry"
1 cup of contentment
2 children, at least (hopefully)
1 cup of each:
confidence, encouragement
1 large or 2 small hobbies
1 cup of blindness to each others' faults |
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